TLOTA: Reality Checkout The Kardashians


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TLOTA: I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own & some of yours and Welcome to a rebooted idea I had toyed around in my first run. Now when I say it’s “a rebooted idea I toyed around in my first run” I mean I talked about the subject of Reality Television stars and how much I hate them as much as my associate has his disdain for the Genre altogether in which I agree as to why he does hate it. But this rebooted idea I now have a structure and a title for it so welcome to a segment I now officially call “Reality Checkout” (Cut to Video Purchasing Store checkout counter in which John Santos is a brainless idiot purchasing Reality TV series while James is the clerk who looks at the guy as if he were an idiot and slowly gets angry and does him a favor by buying him a copy of all the seasons of the restarted “Doctor Who” series as he takes the Reality TV series and places them in Port-a-Potty along with a lit stick of Dynamite and then James runs like hell as an image of Kim Kardashian is seen covered in fecal matter and the only clean part is the words “Reality Checkout” while the theme from “Welcome Freshmen” plays in the background before cutting back to James.)

TLOTA: In my first run I had talked about some pretty bad customers in this realm like The Gosselins and the Teutuls of Orange County Choppers and I’ll revisit them in a later time but right now if I’m going to reboot the idea for knocking reality television stars back down to earth, I figured I’d talk about some of the biggest ones in the bottom of the pile of human excrement that is Reality Television: The Kardashians.

HO BOY. Let’s see what happens HERE!!

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