TLOTA: Breaking the Curse of the Twilight Saga




Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): Sweetie, what’s so wrong?

Evileena (Sounding sweet and young): Daddy, I did a bad thing a long time ago.

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): You didn’t bring about world peace now did you?

Evileena (Sounding sweet and young): No I did something way worse than that, remember the vault of bad ideas even you don’t like.

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): Yes? Why? (Cut to a kitchen in which a female played by Rebecca Yaun tries to use a meat mallet to cut open an apple when her phone goes off and she answers it.)

Kourtney Kardashian (Played by Rebecca Yaun): Like Hello, Kourtney Kardashian. (Cut to Lucifer in Evileena’s room)

Lucifer (Sounding deep and bass baritone): WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS DARK AND UNHOLY WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU LET STEPHANIE MEYER INTO THE VAULT OF IDEAS EVEN I THINK SHOULD NEVER BE TOUCHED!?!!?

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