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TLOTA: In Defense of Michael Bay’s “Armageddon”

(0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it then the camera … Continue reading

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TLOTA: Affleck & The “Mallrats”

TLOTA: I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views (Aflac duck quacks “Aflac” off screen) I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The (Aflac duck quacks “Aflac” off screen and James gets slightly angry and says quickly I’m … Continue reading

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The Average Guy in “Merry Christ-mess”

(Music in the same vein of Donald Duck’s opening theme plays in the background James singing throughout the intro “Who has the Average disposition? One guy that’s who. Who never puts in his two cents? Who knows that his world … Continue reading

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TLOTA: The Final Bite From The “Spider”

ORAC (Audio Only): Previously on James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans. (Show scene of James grabbing Spider-Man 3 and extreme pain courses through him) Lea Michele: ORAC, what’s going on? TLOTA (Sounding dark & demonic with his eyes glowing … Continue reading

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TLOTA: Should the Romantic Comedy Genre Die?

TLOTA: I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. By the time this gets posted it’ll be February and as such I’ll have to … Continue reading

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TLOTA: Why do we still watch Christmas specials?

Oh Hey, I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own & some of yours. Since it is December, Duh, we’re getting our fair share of Christmas Specials and … Continue reading

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TLOTA: Can we get more Thanksgiving specials?

I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. So I’m at the supermarket with my mom getting thanksgiving fixings. (Turkey in the straw plays … Continue reading

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TLOTA: Are Today’s Horror Movies Really That Scary?

(“Alfred Hitchcock Presents” intro music plays as a minimal line silhouette of James Faraci The Last Of The Americans from the side and the words in Army Text “The Last Of The Americans” and the word “Editorial” appear under for … Continue reading

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TOLTA: “Death” of a “Hulk”-ing Franchise

Lea Michele: Wake up time! (The three look around until they see Lea Michele with a bucket in her hands and the three scream in fear) Film Brain: I’m sorry for talking trash about “New Years Eve” but it was … Continue reading

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The Last of the Americans: A Beauty-ful Crossover

(OPEN TO JAMES FARACI, THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS, FLIPPING THROUGH TV CHANNELS) TLOTA: Well the good news is at least the Disney Channel doesn’t air that annoying Shia LaBeouf anymore. The bad news is, they air nothing but their … Continue reading

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